(The preceding title must be read in a Samuel L Jackson voice. )
So I’ve been eating these for breakfast a few times this week. It’s basically celery(log) , peanut butter (on a), and raisins (ants).
ANTS! on a LOG!
it’s the perfect protein/crunchy/sugary/chewy/sweet/nutty combination. It’s kid-friendly, vegetarian, vegan, gluten-free, and highly portable. It’s the perfect picnic food or low-key appetizer. You can also switch out the peanut butter with almond butter and the raisins for cranberries (fire-ants) or golden raisins (bees…?).
While I can’t eat them all the time since the peanut butter is pretty high in calories, I’ll never get mother-f@#$ing tired of these mother- f@#$ing ants.